We can see your penis through your clothes. No, like, seriously. Stay tuned for our next tech review.

What happens when scientists need to test new motion capture tech for its ability to record sexual interactions? Faux standing sexual positions between bouts of hysterical laughter, that’s what. Dear Kinect staff, please allow us to be able to lift our legs level to our hips without folding us into a disappearing spider. Always testing the limits of sex research, we are.